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tortillah:

"youre laughing because youre lying!"

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nurseblonda:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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Please just let this day be over and let it be tomorrow so I can fly to London and forget all about my life back home.

poryqon:

how do i make my sims glitch i want to be tumblr famous

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yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

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glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

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toobusyfangirlingsorry:

Me as a parent

toobusyfangirlingsorry:

Me as a parent

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flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

Source: annicron

carrotlourry:

me: *in a coma*

*first chords of wmyb play*

me: *wakes up in time 2 sing the first line*

officialboner:

you kids today with your iggy banks and azealia azalea 

Ugh no one listens to me 😞