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I have another hot professor this semester. I’m in trouble.

slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

Source: eviljovan

thesoundofmyotpgettingmarried:

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

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kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

ihills:

me as a parent:

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Texting about one of my crushes with a friend.

  • Her: She likes you.
  • Me: No one likes me lol

rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

Source: rain-force

methhomework:

that friend that always tries to please you

Source: methhomework

I wish I had the ‘wow’ effect on someone.
(via soulsscrawl)

Source: lauralittlex

preciousegg:

reblogging your own selfie

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Source: joltick

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bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

Source: bearzerky

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Anonymous asked:
When's the last time you had sex?

Source: vinegod

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

Source: neptunain